The Maxims of Manhood: 100 Rules Every Real Man Must Live By    Compare

Table of Contents/ List of Topics Covered:

Part 1: General Behavior
- Tip Well
- You Only Recognize Primary Colors
- Know How to Give a Compliment
- Never say "Blossom"
- Keep an Empty Urinal Between You and the Next Guy
- Pack Two Pairs of Shoes or Fewer
- Outperform the GPS
- Use the Diaper Bag Only for Diapers
- Celebrate Birthdays like you Celebrate Tuesday
- Never Take Sides Against the Family

Part 2: Sports
- Never Switch Your Favorite Team
- Avoid Kickers in the First Round
- Shun Networking Guy
- Know Who's Pitching
- Slap His Ass
- Stay Until the End
- Make Your Son a Lefty
- You're Immune to Cold
- No Granny Shots
- Always Bet On

Part 3: Women
- Use Evey Four-Letter Word But One
- End the Call First
- Only Fear One Thing
- She Must be Half Your Age, Plus Seven
- "Wedding Planning" means Planning to Probably Show Up
- Never Ask for Her Number
- Always Hold the Door
- Go for RBIs, Not Batting Average
- Keep the One-Night-Stands Classy
- Don't Take Things Slow

Part 4: Health and Food
- Know How to Make a Killer Breakfast
- Count Protein, Not Calories
- No Classes at the Gym
- Man the Grill
- Order Food that's Simpler,larger,and Fattier than the Girl's
- You Don't Trust this "Yoga"
- No Straws, Cherries,or Umbrellas
- Avoid Both Pedicures and Toe Fungus
- Test Yourself
- Properly Order a Steak

Part 5: Style
- No Man makeup
- Shop without "Going Shopping"
- No Baths
- Only Wear Sunglasses when It's Sunny
- Have the Guns to wear Pink
- Spend More on Beer than Haircuts
- Ignore Windows Treatments
- Dress Your Age
- No Fakes and Bakes
- Shave

Part 6: Work
- No Exclamation Points or emoticons
- Manage Time Without a Time Management System
- Under drink the Boss
- Ur Email cant looklikethis
- Never Volunteer to Take Notes
- Kick Up, Kick Down
- No Face Time
- No Jokes Involving Masturbation
- No Buzzzwords
- Do the Opposite

Part 7: Entertainment
- Dance Only under Duress
- Your favorite Book may not be The Da Vinci Code
- Know How to Chug a Beer. Know not to.
- Your Contacts are Irritated; Those Aren't Tears
- Control the world with Technology
- You See Eye to Eye with Jack Bauer
- Don't be That Guy
- No Chitchatting at the Movies
- Never watch a Show with "Dancing" in the Title
- Learn to Mix the Five Cocktails

Part 8: Buddies
- You can Handle Silence
- Never Ask Another Man How You Look
- Never Ask to "See Pictures"
- A Buddy's Fight is Your Fight
- Master the Bro-Hug
- Support Your Friend's Crappy Band
- Cocksblock and Die
- No Poking on Facebook
- Have at least One very Good Gay Friend

Part 9: Women Revisited
- Know How to wedge
- Give Valentine's D The Respect It Deserves
- Always Double Down on 11
- Unhook the Bra Without Help
- A Buddy's Sister Gets a Name
- First Date is Always Drinks
- Being Considerate Doesn't Make You a Wimp
- Never Shit where You Eat
- Even The Train Has Digits
- You Don't Cheat

Part 10: And Don't Forget
- You Can Name At least Five Supreme Court Justices
- No Short at a Funeral
- Hate The Fondler, not The Phone
- Your Dog Must Be Larger Than a Toaster
- Keep Her Off The Pole
- You Can (Mostly) Use a Set of Basic Tools
- Its Only a Flesh Wound
- Carry Your Briefcase
- Find a Closer Spot
- Never Blindly Follow Rules Or Maxims

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